Salute Straight Up

He say bossy
I say assertive
How you want me to
Cater to you
While simple hospitality
Gets buried
Out back like a bone
By a dog too hungry
To realize he left
The best meat attached
To the under side
He say bossy
I say assertive
Like the alarm clock bongs
To wake me up for
An interview
But my pillow knows
I never went to sleep
And I'm ready to slay
Dragons and rescue
My ownself
He say bossy
I say assertive
Yeah I got sargent
Stripes on my shoulder
Instead of the proverbial chip
But at anytime I choose
I can hand them over
To you
But alas you ain't ready
My dude!